By Teri O'Brien -
Ladies, can you imagine anything more romantic?
For the last 40 years, bitter, angry feminists, whose personalities, haircuts and sensible shoes provide more birth control than a truckload of condoms, have sold young women a bill of goods. Misery loves company, after all, and since they were never going to have husbands, why should anyone else know what it's like to be loved, honored and cherished by men who are willing to slay dragons for us? Better to convince them, as one angry feminist once told me, that being a wife is a "slave status," and that the key to "liberation" is hitting the sheets with as many guys as possible, knowing that they can get rid of any inconvenient tissue mass that might result. Wait-who does that benefit? Men or women? Maybe women are stupid after all, like all those sexist male chavinist pigs were supposedly saying all along!