Crimea votes in overwhelming favor of returning to the loving embrace of Russian tyrants. Let us not be deceived; we are today in the midst of a cold war revisited, and the sequel is not being brought to us through Vladimir Putin's sheer force of personality as the mainstream media would have you believe. The reason that Ukraine has been torn apart through Russia's intolerable aggression is because the only response that President Barack Obama can concoct to counter said aggression is a pronouncement of more sanctions against Russian officials as he busily disarms America so that the world will like us better.
Are you feeling the love yet?
Russia has been progressively growing in strength since 2008 because America doesn't just fail to lead. She steadfastly refuses to lead. I'm no soothsayer, but I hold little doubt that Ukraine would today be free of the tyranny it faces if Mitt Romney had won the election instead of Barack Obama…and that's saying something because I doubt very much that Romney would have set the world on fire with his amazing leadership skills.
It would not have taken Winston Churchill to successfully hold Vladimir Putin at bay. Mediocrity would have sufficed. I mean, George W. managed it for eight years. Would that America had elected officials that were merely mediocre, would that we had a president that didn't make Jimmy Carter look like FDR, instead we have a foreign policy that could have been directed by Papa Smurf and a domestic agenda that hastens the decline of America's inner cities.
And mark my words; we would not be facing this diplomatic fiasco if it was not for the unbelievable shortsightedness of American women. American women overwhelmingly put Barack Obama into office…not once, but twice. Twice. Because if there's one thing you can count on in this world, it's that American women will invariably vote with their ovaries instead of their brains.
We absolutely had to have Barack Obama as president because if Mitt Romney had become president, then women would have been made second class citizens overnight; we would have been stripped of our right to vote, pushed out of the workforce and every last one of us would be barefoot and pregnant by the end of his first term.
Because Barack Obama was reelected, feminists declare that abortion will remain safe and legal… and now "free" thanks to Obamacare so long as you're willing to give up your cell phone and satellite TV… so their daughters can at last be equal to men without the hegemony of biology hanging over their heads.
And it's such a farce. I can barely stand it. I'll tell you what, and this is a direct message to Terry O'Neill, Bonnie Grabenhoffer and Chitra Panjabi–the Leaders of NOW that forced this presidential ineptitude down our collective throats along with whatever "free" abortifacients they could lay their hands on . Until your daughters walk their entitled, officious ovaries down to the US Post Office on their 18th birthdays and sign up for Selective Service, they aren't equal. They are perennial half-citizens with the rights of the majority… pretenders who just tag along for the ride with no real skin in the game. That's why they can squander real freedom for something as trivial as contraception. Oh. My. Lord.
But you can be sure that those perennial half-citizens vote. They vote with an absolute vengeance…vengeance upon that perceived tyranny of the Man that keeps them in a state of sanctimonious rage that won't be quashed until the last XY has fallen to his knees in awe of feminine hygiene. Their votes reflect their ovarian-centric view of the world that will not be bothered with the frozen diplomacy of Eastern Europe. It doesn't matter. What difference does it make? Nor will they recognize the ravages of decades of Johnson's Great Society upon the citizens of inner cities. That doesn't seem to matter so long as our feministas have their Plan B.
In the meantime, the world becomes a place of increasing instability and danger through the incompetent inactions of the Obama Administration. Each day of incompetence brings us closer to a time of historic upheaval. That upheaval left unchecked will lead our nation to a possible armed conflict with today's openly hostile Russia. Just ask the Russians. They can reduce us to radioactive ash without so much as flicker of their heavily impaired consciences and as Tina Fey will remind us, Sarah Palin can watch the whole Armageddon from her backyard. Isn't this fantastic? The world has been made less safe because the perennial half-citizens didn't want to pay for their own damned abortions.
Thanks to the hostage demands of American feminists, we can all soon reacquaint ourselves with the original purpose of the Selective Service...which the daughters of NOW will never truly appreciate because their names won't be included. I guess some of us are just more equal than others…here, have another "free" birth control pill. That'll surely protect you from a nuclear holocaust. Not to worry, America's men will fulfill their duties as citizens…although, it's not like they are given much of a choice because apparently choice is just for the ladies… while America's feminists continue to whine about how unfair life is for America's women.