Obama: Prophet sent from Above

by Matt Gauntt

Typically I'm not for creating new government programs.  However, I am actively seeking your help, because this is truly a needed program if there ever was one.  Today I am calling on your support for the:

Relief from OBama Based Induction of Nausea, Grand Medical Entitlement Program (R.O.B.B.I.N.G.  M.E.)

The R.O.B.B.I.N.G. M.E. program has become a vitally needed program to help conservatives that are under daily distress from nausea inducing newspaper articles and speeches by Democratic leaders that have equated a freshman Senator from Illinois as the second coming.  The R.O.B.B.I.N.G. M.E. program will also help in those cases when Senator Obama speaks for himself.  Here are a few highlights:

Nancy Pelosi:

A leader that God has blessed us with at this time.

Barack Obama:

We are the ones we've been waiting for.

Obama as a sex-symbol.

He's got his own "girl"

Obama with a halo around his head in a Christ-like pose

After I saw this video, even I was thinking about what a great guy Obama had to be until I knocked myself out of the trance. However, I can't decide if it was Scarlett Johansson that I was mesmerized with or Obama.  How can so many beautiful people be wrong?

I understand some of the fawning praise of Senator Obama.  He hearkens back to another bright, young, handsome Senator from a liberal state who spoke in platitudes.  Sorry to say, but Kennedy was not a great President as many would wistfully want to remember as stated here, by William F. Buckley. Being young, handsome, articulate and full of hopeful ideas does not necessarily make you a great President.  But, enough is enough!!!  I really can't take it anymore.

The endless savior talk from Nancy Pelosi and others is joined with the condescending pronouncements by Senator Obama.  As reported on Politico.com, by Ben Smith, Senator Obama correlates the reason that he is not higher in the polls on the idea that we are just "tuning out" and we are "cynical".  In other words, if we weren't just such rubes, we would see the light and understand that it is only through Obama that we will achieve our nation's salvation. Senator Obama, we don't want to vote for you because we see through the veil, and we just don't agree with what you stand for.

I really hope that barf bag I was promised from the R.O.B.B.I.N.G. M.E. Program arrives soon.

Comments

[spintreebob]

One of the links expresses it best:
"what it means to be human"

The Messiah is a God-Man. Oh yes, there have been feeble attempts to portray him as human with self-deprecating humor, etc. But the media needs more balance in its portrayal of the one we've been waiting for to fully educate us to his dual nature.

[jorod]

But he is a friend of Penny Pritzker...